2012 (2009)

Don't worry about your 40-year mortgage or the 6-year car loan for that matter.  When the Earth's crust shifts, the only place you want to be is really close to John Cusack.  He can outrace earthquakes, volcanoes and tidal waves.

In 2012, some geologists and most of the world leaders have known for two years that this was coming and they were not about to tell ordinary you and me.  However, if you can scrape together a billion euros or so, they might give you a call.  Say goodbye to Los Angeles, Yellowstone National Park, Las Vegas, Hawaii, Washington D.C., The Sistine Chapel and all of India.  I don't know about you, but if I'm packing for the apocalypse, I'm not taking a giraffe.  [JAM 11/18/2009]