Mad #468 (John Ficarra) - T.G.I. Fried-Day's Menu Parody Issue - August 2006

I was just getting ready to complain about twenty-four (24!) full-page advertisements in this issue until I saw the excellent menu parody by Dave Croatto at the end.  This five-page article absolutely nails the obesity-enabling, restaurant-food offerings at most of the chain restaurants in this country.  I have seen every one of these menu items with names that are only slightly less ridiculous than those created by Mr. Croatto.  Here is my calorie-counter's nightmare of a meal:

"Ultimate Electric Rainbow Breezer
 The Cheese Bowl
 Pizza Supreme Salad-o Italiano
 The Widowmaker
 Chocolate Cake-Tastrophe!
 Flying Blue Magic Dog's Mega-sucky Microbrew"

This meal should give me enough "Fried-Bucks" for "grazing rights on all other tables".  [JAM 10/18/2014]

Color Pages: 67 of 68 pages (99%)
Humorous Content: 44 of 68 pages (65%)

Departments:
Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages
Tales From the Krypton - Stuporman Reruns!
Paint Misbehavin' - Rejected Bill Clinton Portraits
Swimming Isn't Everything - When Lifeguards Go Bad
The Wrath of Con - Phrases We Swear We Heard on an Infomercial
Depp Be Not Proud - Mad's Booty-licious Outtakes from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Ticket Deride - Reasons You Should Definitely Skip Summer Concerts
Rall of the Wild - 7 Periods Closer to Death
Serge-In General - A Mad Look at Immigration
Joke And Dagger - Spy vs. Spy
Pen And Stink - The Mad Strip Club
Would You Like Thighs with That? - What If McDonald's Offered a Cannibal-Friendly Menu?  [fake department]
That's False, Folks! - Mad Presents ... Facts That Sound for a Second Like They Might Be True But Aren't
Rule Intentions - Video Game Laws That America Actually Needs
Eat, Drink And Be Wary - T.G.I. Fried-Day's Menu

Fold-In - Hillary Clinton